The Love Child of Alice Cooper and that dude from REO Speedwagon

There is a reason I don't do drugs any more. It's because I'm afraid of seeing weird visions like this! Or maybe if I did do drugs I'd apreciate it more. Surely this is a joke, you say. Ah, but it's not. This is the Real America. Love It Or Leave It. Pass the Maalox, please.

Here's an article by the wonderful Mark Morford, who turned me onto this bizarre video. Enjoy! Scariest Music Video ... Ever
Meet Dennis Madalone. He loves America. Really, *really* loves America. Oh, and sad '80s haircuts. Watch and learn