A New Ideology of Evil

The pope, in his new book, declared gay marriage part of "a new ideology of evil" that is insidiously threatening society. He stated "It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man." He then drooled and wet his gown. Poor guy. Can't he be forced into early, er, exceedingly late retirement? And how does one pit "human" rights against the rights of "man?" Apparently human rights are part of those "special" rights we're always clamoring on about.