Have A Happy.
Garden variety lesbian. 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 wife.
In my never-ending quest to find immature ways to piss off the right wingnuts, I've discovered this tidbit, thanks to The Stranger.
News flash! PENTAGON LISTS HOMOSEXUALITY AS DISORDER. "A Pentagon document classifies homosexuality as a mental disorder, decades after mental health experts abandoned that position." The article further states "Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. Jeremy M. Martin said the policy document is under review." Yeah, like for the past 50 years? Read the whole sordid story by clicking the link above. Nice to know our government is so forward thinking.
So it's the second week of the new year and I'm all ready to become the "new me!" You know, the one I've been working on for the past 20 years or so, the one who joins the gym in January and quits, exhausted, about mid-March. It's become an annual ritual of mine.
You're a Hyena!
You have quite a sense of humor, though many others find it derisive
rather than appealing. You are perceived as being a coward, but actually have moments
of great bravery and have even stood up to those much larger than yourself. You like
hanging out in groups and are always making a lot of noise. Disney thinks you are an
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
An 80 year old woman carried her neighbor out of a burning apartment yesterday, shrugging off accolades. She stated simply there was "nothing to it." We should all be so heroic as this "spunky little character."
Here's an awesome parody of the super barfy video I mentioned in my previous post.
There is a reason I don't do drugs any more. It's because I'm afraid of seeing weird visions like this! Or maybe if I did do drugs I'd apreciate it more. Surely this is a joke, you say. Ah, but it's not. This is the Real America. Love It Or Leave It. Pass the Maalox, please.
Yowza! As if the old pope wasn't dangerous enough, now we have an even more conservative old gown wearer in the Vatican. He claims the greatest threat to Christianity is...Buddhism! Yeah, you really have to watch out for those scary pacifist non-believers.
Judge Strikes Down California Marriage Law
Wow, nothing like "The Sex Album" for getting in the mood.
Man Tasered By Police In Salad Bar Dispute
Check this out! I've eaten at Chuck E. Cheese and it is so not worth getting tasered over!
Here's the story from The Denver Channel:
AURORA, Colo. -- Aurora police have reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of stealing salad from a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun twice by officers and said that proper procedures were followed.
Police talked to the Chuck E. Cheese manager who told them that a customer had refused to show proof that he had paid for food. The manager said the man was seen "loading" his plate at the salad bar.
See link above for the whole, sordid story.
Thank God I don't live in Arizona. If I lived there and I drove as poorly as I do here (and how could my driving skills possibly improve simply by crossing state lines?) I'd undoubtedly have to rely on public transportation. Sun City, Arizona apparently didn't think it was at all odd to name their transit system SCAT (Sun Cities Area Transit System). See link above.
The pope, in his new book, declared gay marriage part of "a new ideology of evil" that is insidiously threatening society. He stated "It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man." He then drooled and wet his gown. Poor guy. Can't he be forced into early, er, exceedingly late retirement? And how does one pit "human" rights against the rights of "man?" Apparently human rights are part of those "special" rights we're always clamoring on about.