Praise the Lord and Pass the Dental Dam!

Lesbians around the world were heard screaming in excitation tonight as "The L Word" returned for it's second season. The wife and I hunkered down for an early evening in anticipation. As if that wasn't enough Marge's sister Patty came out on "The Simpsons!" We always knew Patty was a muff diver but now it's official. I'm sure the folks at Focus on the Family will have a full plate in the coming weeks, what with Spongebob and Patrick being upstaged by a real life (albeit cartoon) lesbian.