Old Ladies Rock!

An 80 year old woman carried her neighbor out of a burning apartment yesterday, shrugging off accolades. She stated simply there was "nothing to it." We should all be so heroic as this "spunky little character."

America! Smurf Yeah!

Here's an awesome parody of the super barfy video I mentioned in my previous post.

The Love Child of Alice Cooper and that dude from REO Speedwagon

There is a reason I don't do drugs any more. It's because I'm afraid of seeing weird visions like this! Or maybe if I did do drugs I'd apreciate it more. Surely this is a joke, you say. Ah, but it's not. This is the Real America. Love It Or Leave It. Pass the Maalox, please.

Here's an article by the wonderful Mark Morford, who turned me onto this bizarre video. Enjoy! Scariest Music Video ... Ever
Meet Dennis Madalone. He loves America. Really, *really* loves America. Oh, and sad '80s haircuts. Watch and learn

Find The Pope In The Pizza

Yowza! As if the old pope wasn't dangerous enough, now we have an even more conservative old gown wearer in the Vatican. He claims the greatest threat to Christianity is...Buddhism! Yeah, you really have to watch out for those scary pacifist non-believers.
As recovering Catholics, the wife and I will be celebrating the new chosen one by eating pizza tonight at Buca di Beppo!