Monday, March 14, 2005

Whee!! It's A Great Day To Be Gay!

Judge Strikes Down California Marriage Law

The San Francisco Superior Court ruled today that gays and lesbians have a constitutional right to marry. This doesn't mean that my marriage, performed last year during the height of the hoopla, is now suddenly valid but it will pave the way toward allowing me to legally marry in the future, barring any winning appeals from the radical right.

I'm sure anti-gay lawyers have already completed their appellate briefs and are ready to file their vitriolic responses. Until then, I remain hopeful and determined to someday legally marry the girl of my dreams.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Bang A Gong, Get It On

Wow, nothing like "The Sex Album" for getting in the mood.

When I was in high school it was all about makin' out to Led Zeppelin. Nowadays, with kids lacking imagination, you have to hit them over the head with the real thing.

Jessica Vale, a New York Artist, has released an album called, appropriately, "The Sex Album," which is made up almost entirely of, well, the sounds of people gettin' it on. Vale stated that it's more than just moans and screams, rather "We really wanted to make an album that you can dance to at a club."

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Nobody Move or the Salad Gets It!

Man Tasered By Police In Salad Bar Dispute

Check this out! I've eaten at Chuck E. Cheese and it is so not worth getting tasered over!

Here's the story from The Denver Channel:
AURORA, Colo. -- Aurora police have reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of stealing salad from a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun twice by officers and said that proper procedures were followed.

Police talked to the Chuck E. Cheese manager who told them that a customer had refused to show proof that he had paid for food. The manager said the man was seen "loading" his plate at the salad bar.

See link above for the whole, sordid story.